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Good evening. The following story is one that needs to be told, 
and told through pictures. To keep the site work safe on the main 
page, the pictures are going to be included in the post below this 
one. However, I will use this space to ensure that our resident 
Fluff Girl, Miyavi, gets the due attention she wants & deserves.
 
Miyavi came to our guild around December 2006. Her boyfriend, 
Mr. "Chobo" was one of our warriors and had a keen interest in 
tanking and utilizing his castrati-esque verbal assaults to motivate 
and move on guild members. 
 
Anyway, Miyavi was a reserved emo-chick from California who really 
kept to herself and to "Chobo." I tried to talk to her some, get 
some pictures, add her to the archives, etc. She really resisted 
for the most part.
 
Time went on-about a year-and all of the sudden "Chobo" and Miyavi 
started having some relationship troubles. Miyavi decided it was 
time to sleep around some, in California, with one of the gentlemen 
she is friends with, and "Chobo" decided on Feb. 14th, 2008 that it 
would be time to end things. So, Miyavi was distraught. Her and 
"Chobo" had talked about marriage, being together, moving him to 
California (Where she had already flown him twice, on her time, 
to get his large [you'll see what I mean in the next post] penis).  

She didn't know what to do. She decided, after some internal 
reflection, that the only viable thing to do was to find someone 
vulnerable in "Chobo's" guild and to use them to get back at him.
 
Enter Korrupted, a guild member from DnT. He was having some shit at 
home in Arizona and decided that his about year+ of hitting on Miyavi 
would finally pay off. He started laying it on thick, and Miyavi saw 
an opportunity. She decided to fly Korrupted out and let him live with 
her. Around the beginning of March Korrupted arrives and promptly 
sleeps with Miyavi--less than a month after she cheated and then 
got dumped by her boyfriend. 

Also, it should be noted that Korrupted and "Chobo" were really good 
friends in the guild.
 
IP addresses start to show up on the boards, and there were some 
thoughts that Miyavi and Korrupted are now together. Miyavi decides 
that she should use the guild picture thread to post some images of 
her and Korrupted at her apartment, with the guy she cheated on 
"Chobo" with sitting right next to her.
 
I, being the inquisitive mind that I am, decide that the time had 
come. I decided to bring my investigative services to the table 
and get to the bottom of everything. I called up Korrupted and called 
him out for what he was a part of. He denied it at first, claiming 
that it was just a living situation fix. He then came around and 
referred to Miyavi fucking him as a "bonus" and it was "temporary."
 
Miyavi, on the other hand, was getting what she wanted--she was getting 
more dick, and getting back at "Chobo" who dumped her, because she was 
a cheating skank. 
 
So, with the help of Mr. Chobo and other individuals in the guild, I 
present to you... 

The attention whore, back stabbing skank... Miyavi.
 


In closing, Miyavi, you're now e-famous; go gargle mayonnaise.
 
If you have any incriminating pictures/video of sluts you want to shame 
feel free to send them and their story to XI or Draacon and we'll 
make sure they too get their moment in the spotlight.